The Football
The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.
The Football by Mistahtom January 13, 2006
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the football factory
only the greatest film of all time, anyone who hasn't seen it must, has many words that they don't even use in London like jog on it also has words that have to definitions
"A snortin', boozin', barney of a film - totally infectious."
"A nose-bursting blow to the senses."
****, Andrew Woods, Loaded
What people say about the film
"A nose-bursting blow to the senses."
****, Andrew Woods, Loaded
What people say about the film
the football factory by Ian Parker November 1, 2004
The Football Forum
A forum that is overrun with biased fanatics too blind to form an opinion, wind up merchants <WUM's> and General Chat losers who never post anything football related <'The FOOTBALL Forum'>
The hierarchy consists of a motley crew of autocratic admin and moderators. It's best not to engage with such lowlives.
The hierarchy consists of a motley crew of autocratic admin and moderators. It's best not to engage with such lowlives.
A fairly typical thread on 'The Football Forum' would consist of the following;
Poster 1; Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.
Poster 2; Whinge, whinge, whing!
Poster 1; Whinge whing, whinge whinge, whinge, whingee whinge whinge?
Poster 2; Whinge.
Poster 1; Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.
Poster 2; Whinge, whinge, whing!
Poster 1; Whinge whing, whinge whinge, whinge, whingee whinge whinge?
Poster 2; Whinge.
The Football Forum by Ray Stubbs December 30, 2007
The Football Special
The Football Special by thelonepooper March 15, 2023
The Football wall
When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30
The Football wall by Dr Tard August 10, 2025
hasn't seen the football since the kickoff
Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
hasn't seen the football since the kickoff by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
bedazzle the football
to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.
bedazzle the football by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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