the expedition

The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.

"Dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the Minivan doesn't cut it. Last night I went with The Expedition on her ass."

the expedition by of the clan Macleod September 30, 2013

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The Mount Everest Sexpedition

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.

Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

The Mount Everest Sexpedition by I_got_dem_snapples_beckyyyyyyy March 15, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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