(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.
My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.
by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017