The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.

Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.

by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019

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The English Language

The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.

"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language

"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.

by Stephen Coyle, Hugh McDaid and Shaun Hegarty May 31, 2007

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trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.

Person 1: Angļu valoda ir miskaste
Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash
Person 2: Piekritu

by peepee expander December 7, 2020

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The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024

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I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

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