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When a guy sits down and one girl is straddling him from the back and another girl is straddling him from the front.
The Eli by Oceanna April 24, 2005
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When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.
Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli
The Eli by MrE1221 May 28, 2022
The Eli means a series of different acts he commits such as doin horny, upset, mad or bothering acts
My friend Jonah is doin the Eli because he tryna get right with a girl.
The Eli by Hunnit shii March 2, 2022

The Eli Situation 

When you have the sex before you get your lips defloritized
Mannn, The Eli Situation has me fucked all the way uppp.
The Eli Situation by Balmora November 13, 2016

the eli curse 

deez nuts
the eli curse is sucking on deez nuts

The Eli cone 

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.
Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!

The Eli Curse 

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?
The Eli Curse by Bentassasin September 26, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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