Skip to main content

The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.
I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.
mugGet the The Eldorado Steamer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email