A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.
I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.
by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 11, 2015
Get the The Eldorado Steamermug.