The dorian 

The dorian, sticking a tampon in yo ass while playing basketball on a soccer field at 2 in the morning.

Hey did yew dew the dorian yesterday?

The dorian by ZeeBoi821 December 2, 2021

The Dorian 

The dorian, putting a tampon in yo ass while playing basketball on a soccer field a 10 in the morning

Hey did yew dew the dorian last night

The Dorian by ZeeBoi821 December 2, 2021

lyriq the dorian 

lyriq the dorian is dorian & is very cocky . he thinks he the best at basketball & has a 2 word dictionary. Sykadaborta & imagine .

lyriq the dorian - i’m so good at basketball , sykadaborta

any other regular person - shut up

lyriq the dorian - be quiet you cracker , imagine

lyriq the dorian by gryffingirl.356 November 21, 2019

The Picture of Dorian Gray 

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.

Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025

The Dormant 

The strongest person ever. He is a well-known famous beast. He is the strongest person and is a living legend in a game called Runescape. All bow down to him. Everyone shall suffer the wrath and fury of him.

The Dormant, I, I stumble in your presence. Please forgive me my lord. I...I truly am sorry. Forgive me legend.

The Dormant by The_Dormant February 18, 2008

The Cameron doran 

A man/ woman (Tranny)who loves illegal intercourse and who sells dope to underage kids- Also will Troy walshes gimp

The Cameron doran just looked at me and I got scared

The Cameron doran by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020

Darian The Barian 

Beta Sweat

Imagine being a Darian the Barian and sweating

Darian The Barian by nanannanananananana January 21, 2021