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The Great Door Handle Scandal 

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.
The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

Lips that can suck the chrome off a door handle

Sausage like lips, exceptionally great at sucking things by creating a fantastic seal.
Chad- “Damn did you see Sara got plastic surgery?”
Brad- “Yeah bro she really got some lips on her now!”
Thrad - “I’d even go as far as to say she got lips that can suck the chrome off a door handle