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The Day Of Dawn

When the meniscus of the sun lines up with the horizontal central axis of the moon, thus forming an alternate dimension in which the dilemma of the earth's southern hemisphere arranges perpendicularly to the rays of jupiter in which then exults an inner force of nuclear energy.
Niggas be niggering since the day of dawn.

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN is the future days where stupid and cringe content will be all over the internet and shity cartoons like teen titans GO . A truly horiphic time period of our history .
exempel 1. OMG MORGZ AND CRINGE YOUTOBERS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET .AND teen titans go is the only cartoon on tv .THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN HASE COME !

The Day Of Roscoe 

The day of Roscoe is December 24th What is the day of Roscoe you may ask? It's where anyone named "Roscoe" gets admin in discord servers and does whatever they want it's basically the purge but for people name "Roscoe"
Oh did you hear "The Day Of Roscoe" is tomorrow be careful!

The Day of Clowns 

The Day of Clowns is a date where we celebrate clowns. Taking place on November 26, we gift clowns and celebrate a year of the clowns survival in the world.
"OH SHIT! I forgot today was The Day of Clowns! I gotta get my cousin clown a gift!"
The Day of Clowns by Lubbi November 15, 2019

The Day of Ass-Slapping 

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.
Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

The day of Depression 

Jack: The day of depression is coming...
Bob: Crap...
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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