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The Daves 

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.
I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.
The Daves by tuner infante October 24, 2011

The Danes 

The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!
The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.
The Danes by AChrisp January 19, 2017

The Davester 

A Nickname for someone named Davie.
Hey The Davester: The Davester is so funny and cool.

The Daves 

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”
The Daves by anonymous January 9, 2025

Danesh The Destroyer of worlds 

Danesh is a indian historian who wanted more power after taking the lives of Amir the gyat of india and karami the black blade he was full of rage he now spends his days eating curry and rice along with a side of a planet. due to danesh huge body and build he is a sigma allowing him to mew and mog the planets in our solar system danesh grows powerful everyday can we rise up and rizz his gyat before edges us all
Say look Danesh is taking the moon and crushing it and mixing it into his rice oh dear i wish damon slender was here to mew and mog danesh the destroyer of worlds

The Brotherhood of Daves 

An instantaneous connection that all guys named "Dave" have amongst each other. It's a strong communal bond. A brotherhood.

Also known as "The International Brotherhood of Daves"
(two guys meeting for the first time)

Dave 1: Hey, my name's Dave.
Dave 2: Dude, the Brotherhood of Daves!
(high fives)
Dave 1: Haha yes!