An old urban legend that states:
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
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