The Cristo Creeper
A deceptively quiet fart that begins with a tiny, innocent little poot and then slowly creeps through the room until the full horror reveals itself.
Often associated with eating a Monte Cristo sandwich, the Cristo Creeper is especially dangerous because its sound is completely disproportionate to its smell. Initial witnesses may think nothing of it, only to find themselves gagging, opening windows, or abandoning the room moments later.
Often associated with eating a Monte Cristo sandwich, the Cristo Creeper is especially dangerous because its sound is completely disproportionate to its smell. Initial witnesses may think nothing of it, only to find themselves gagging, opening windows, or abandoning the room moments later.
“I barely heard anything, but then John woke up from a sound sleep and moved to the couch. The Cristo Creeper had struck again.”
The Cristo Creeper by Jontssss September 16, 2026