The Criss Angel

A sex move in which one person holds their hand in a jerking position while the other levitates to insert his dick into the open hand, continuing to levitate up and down to jerk himself off.

David and his gay lover, Mike, wanted to try something new in the bedroom. David then taught himself to levitate so they could try The Criss Angel

by Mattisthegayest1717 September 19, 2018

Criss Angeled

1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.

Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."

by Cranderson July 8, 2012

Criss Angel

modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...


CrissAngel.com

Criss Angel is awesome.

Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!

by Loyal Jess May 3, 2005

Criss Angel

the worlds best illusionist

by harlow October 28, 2003

Criss Angel

one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)

this man is beautiful,
very talented

by loner August 9, 2003

Criss Angel

A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"

"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"

by Criss Angels Hairspray December 22, 2008

Criss Angel

Middle aged man who dresses as a goth kid and is an ideological Bigot.

"Who is Criss Angel?"

by J ackalope February 5, 2008