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The Crimson Fucker 

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.
Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)
The Crimson Fucker by Nemortul November 15, 2019

thecrimsonfucker 

I'm a fuckmothering vampire I have killed a lot of people to earn this title and I demand to be called as such

# thecrimsonfucker
#bicheslovecannons
Yes I fucked the fear turkey

# thecrimsonfucker

thecrimsonfucker 

I'm a fuckmothering vampire I have killed a lot of people to earn this title and I demand to be called as such

# thecrimsonfucker
#bicheslovecannons
Yes I fucked the fear turkey

# thecrimsonfucker
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026