The Condor 

Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.

How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.

It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!

"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous

The Condor by OperationOposition May 26, 2009

The Condor 

When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.

I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!

The Condor by JCVRLV March 31, 2008

the CONDOR 

The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.

"Dude so i was fucking this chick in the ass last night, and i totally gave her the condor.

the CONDOR by Cap'n Condor November 8, 2008

Ryan the condom man 

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.

Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head

Ryan the condom man by naMhteiK98 March 5, 2017

Old like the condom in your wallet 

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

Old like the condom in your wallet by Guy st April 26, 2006

The Condom Game

The rules of the game are simple: Go to your favorite grocery, pharmacy, or convenience store, and pick THREE items, one of them being condoms, and try to get a reaction at the checkout lane.

Barry was banned from Wal-Mart for playing the condom game.

Condoms, snorkel, dummies guide to dolphins.

Condoms, Johnson & Johnson no tears shampoo, gummy bears.

The Condom Game by CalvinD October 16, 2008

Hole in the condom 

1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.

2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.

Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"

Hole in the condom by Kalu August 4, 2007