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the clean shit 

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

The Clean Sweep 

Where on a night out, one of your mate is about ten times as wasted as everyone else and ends up starting on someone / being started one, being a dick, acting like a douche, sleazing on birds, gurning and is a total embarrassment to be seen with...
Mulvaney was absolutely wankered and got The Clean Sweep for the third week running...
The Clean Sweep by Michaelsweep January 19, 2009

the clean up 

a "Clean Up" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the cleaner and great ignorance on the part of the cleaned. The primary goal of the Clean Up is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that cleaning can take place...
"the Clean Up" takes place when you fuck up someones shit without them knowing it was you and ultimately you benefit from the cleaning in the end.
the clean up by hatcher215 March 24, 2008

The Clean Getaway 

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.
My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."
The Clean Getaway by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

The clean up man 

The clean up man is a man or can be a woman ig… who cleans up behind murders, who takes care of dirty work. Clean up the mess u made after k!lling or cleaning up your name and ur reckless business.
Trell: Tommy killed Myer now who’s gonna clean this up.
Walker: I can call “the clean up man” Ghost.

Dreyon: I did some bad things in the business I messed up

Fred: DAMMIT DRE we’re just going to have to call “the clean up man” so they don’t have a trace.
The clean up man by Kb from atl November 1, 2024

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."