When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator
Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!
by <Anon_Anon> May 5, 2011
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When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
by prismajas April 27, 2018
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Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005
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You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator
by theurbanpoet69 April 26, 2020
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Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works
*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11

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by ­­ June 18, 2021
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Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
by Tyler Christie October 13, 2008
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The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.
Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.
by AdrienneS June 19, 2006
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