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The CoVid 

When you Quarantine inside her for 3 months after a global Pandemic strikes Earth
Guy 1: Broooo... I thought I'd last 3 minutes but I did the CoVid
Guy 2: Fucken Oath Brahhhhhh
The CoVid by DingoAteMyKids June 23, 2020

The Covid 

Old people refer to the coronavirus as the "the covid" in northern states instead of just calling it "Covid" or "Coronavirus"
"Have you seen the news? The Covid is running rampid."
The Covid by Dr. Ronald Harvey December 1, 2022

The Covid 19 

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.
I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

The Covid-20 

When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat
Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20
The Covid-20 by ChefBrianCT May 11, 2020

The COVID-19 

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.
“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

The Covid 15 

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.
The Covid 15 by newyy1 June 8, 2020