The Burgler
1: “Hey do you know where the epic burger is?”
2: “Idk where is it”
1: “you’re the burgler, it’s under tequila”
2: “Idk where is it”
1: “you’re the burgler, it’s under tequila”
The Burgler by Chicken nugget burger June 8, 2026
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view from the burger chair
when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.
one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.
view from the burger chair by lastyearsnewyear December 26, 2009
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the burger king
A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....
person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE
*the burger king appears*
Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*
King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.
*the burger king appears*
Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*
King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.
the burger king by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007
the bugler
When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.
I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.
the bugler by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013
The Burger Kings
The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.
I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".
The Burger Kings by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011
Jayin' the burgers
Verb: To overcook beef patties excessively, often to the point that they may have become unrecognizable from their original form. Jayed burgers will have a shrunken, crispy appearance, with a blacked layer of crust coating the outermost layer.
1). Honey, is supper ready yet or are you jayin' those burgers?!?!
2). Is that a hamburger on my plate? I can't tell if someone's been jayin' the burgers or if that's a large piece of coal on my bun.....
2). Is that a hamburger on my plate? I can't tell if someone's been jayin' the burgers or if that's a large piece of coal on my bun.....
Jayin' the burgers by kimba12 August 2, 2011
Take Me Out to the Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"
Take Me Out to the Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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