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The Brown Kiss 

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.
I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.
The Brown Kiss by Willabark April 14, 2014
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The Brown Kiss 

The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.
Yoo i gotta go, bro, i just got The Brown Kiss.
The Brown Kiss by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

The Brown Eye Kiss 

When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together
Me and my girl did the brown eye kiss last night.

Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl 

When a lover removes his anus and touches it to his significant-other's forehead. This ritual can be done either out of love or aggression. A little known fact is that this ritual inspired Van Morrison to write a song with it's namesake.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I gave her the "Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl"

Kissing the Brown Flower 

"Kissing the Brown Flower" is the sexual act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss in the ass-hole of your partner, and then "eating out "and/or "tongue darting" the melted Hershey's chocolate as it drips out of the anus.
John shoved a Hershey's Kiss up Heather's asshole with his thumb, and then totally started kissing the brown flower.
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