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Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way
nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

put the great in britain 

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country
Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

the battle of britain 

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled 

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

The Full name for the U.K. which as it's name implies, is a combination of Great Britain (Wales, England, Scotland) and Northern Island.
I am gonna go to The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

bob: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
everyone: what the fuck
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