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The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.
Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

roughing the brady 

A recent National Football League penalty call. Roughing the Brady occurs when a defensive player makes a now illegal defensive play on league poster boy, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

Roughing the Brady entered the league rulebooks after the 2008 NFL season in which Brady suffered a horrific knee injury against the Kansas City Chiefs. Subsequently, Brady was placed on injured reserve and was out for the season.

Concluding the 2008 season, NFL executives strictly sought to prevent teams from making defensive plays exclusively against New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady. In short, the proverbial yellow flag is thrown whenever Tom Brady is under extreme duress and is tackled. Afterward, the previous play is stricken and the opposing team is penalized. The particular rationale of this new officiating policy is somewhat unclear... but it is assumed the Patriots owner Robert Kraft and head coach Bill Belichick had a part in the creation of this new penalty call.

At the start of the 2009 NFL season, the league officiating crew put the "Roughing the Brady" call to extensive use. Notably, Week 4 of the 2009 season, with the Baltimore Ravens at New England, the officiating crew stymied several defensive plays made by the archetypal Baltimore defense with the "Roughing the Brady penalty.
Jeff the Titans Fan: What the heck! why is our safety Chris Hope getting fined $10,000.00 for a clean tackle against Tom Brady?

Steve the Titans Fan: Man that game was straight up embarrassing. A complete whitewash! Hell, the refs were calling roughing the Brady all day. Nowadays you ain't allowed to tackle, sack, or force a fumble on Brady. And I thought only the Steelers bribed refs.

Jeff the Titans Fan: That's some bullspit!
roughing the brady by Define Me! October 23, 2009

the brady bunch 

The best T.V family in the history of 70's sitcoms.
I wish our family was like the Brady Bunch.
the brady bunch by blooddrunk November 6, 2005

The Bradshaw 

Getting naked in bed with someone just to make-out.
Guy 1- Dude, last night me and Erin got naked in bed!
Guy 2- Did you get it in bro?
Guy 1- Naw dude, she pulled the Bradshaw on me. I was as mad as Chris Brown when he dated Rhianna.
The Bradshaw by deerhunter234 February 17, 2013
a fat rugby man who has a tiny dick and plays rocket league all day
hey the brady wanna go wet up that wanker wit da mandem
nah fam im playing rocket league
you must get no girls
yeah im gay tho
oh
wanna see my rocket league clips
fuck off
the brady by Robobobodaman May 11, 2021

The Brady Bunch 

The New England Patriots as a team, as well as Patriot's Fans due to their fanatical obsession with Tom Brady.
Guy #1: Dude, The Patriots ROCK!

Guy #2: You must be part of The Brady Bunch...
The Brady Bunch by TheGuy1991 November 23, 2009