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The Boykin 

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The act of taking a dump while straddling the toilet in an unlocked stall, relentlessly jerking off like you've been in a desert for two months surrounded by dudes. Climax not required. Exhibitionism desired. Shame optional. Spit for lube...the dirtier the better.
J-Bird walked into the bathroom...and caught this jerkoff was giving himself The Boykin! The kid just made direct eye contact, Boykined harder, screamed "Ggghhhhhhhhhhhhgggg, Ghhhhhh, Ghhhhhhhhhhhhggggg" then denied the confrontation.
The Boykin by The Watcher VII February 27, 2014
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the botkin 

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Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.
Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.

Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?

Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.

Friend 2: No fucking way...

Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!
the botkin by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009
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Back-Of-The-Booking 

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To back-of-the-book is to go in the back of a text book to take an answer for a problem you haven't solved yet and sometimes scream out the answer.
Why did you back-of-the-booking question 3.
Back-Of-The-Booking by Alonelynugget August 19, 2019
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Twitter Bookin The Face Page 

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The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.
Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!
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booking the cooks 

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The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.
Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.
booking the cooks by enjuneer November 13, 2003
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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