The Boykin

The act of taking a dump while straddling the toilet in an unlocked stall, relentlessly jerking off like you've been in a desert for two months surrounded by dudes. Climax not required. Exhibitionism desired. Shame optional. Spit for lube...the dirtier the better.

J-Bird walked into the bathroom...and caught this jerkoff was giving himself The Boykin! The kid just made direct eye contact, Boykined harder, screamed "Ggghhhhhhhhhhhhgggg, Ghhhhhh, Ghhhhhhhhhhhhggggg" then denied the confrontation.

by The Watcher VII February 27, 2014

the botkin

Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.

Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.

Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?

Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.

Friend 2: No fucking way...

Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!

by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009

Back-Of-The-Booking

To back-of-the-book is to go in the back of a text book to take an answer for a problem you haven't solved yet and sometimes scream out the answer.

Why did you back-of-the-booking question 3.

by Alonelynugget August 19, 2019

Twitter Bookin The Face Page

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.

Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

by Josh Thaa Man May 2, 2009

booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

by enjuneer November 13, 2003