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The act of taking a dump while straddling the toilet in an unlocked stall, relentlessly jerking off like you've been in a desert for two months surrounded by dudes. Climax not required. Exhibitionism desired. Shame optional. Spit for lube...the dirtier the better.
J-Bird walked into the bathroom...and caught this jerkoff was giving himself The Boykin! The kid just made direct eye contact, Boykined harder, screamed "Ggghhhhhhhhhhhhgggg, Ghhhhhh, Ghhhhhhhhhhhhggggg" then denied the confrontation.
by The Watcher VII February 21, 2014
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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