the blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

by craig barton February 13, 2004

the blob

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"

Yo, let's go jump on the blob!

by SLK May 23, 2004

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

by Skott September 21, 2004

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011

Nothing Moves The Blob

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.

Nothing Moves the Blob...nothing!

by The Blob January 28, 2005

NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)

Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy

by Wixo August 29, 2017