Skip to main content

The Black Pants Brigade

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.
As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021
mugGet the The Black Pants Brigademug.

Share this definition