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The Bestest of Friend 

The trio had been through so many adventures together, fighting monsters, rescuing kingdoms, and saving the day. They had faced countless dangers, overcome impossible obstacles, and grown stronger with each challenge.

As they sat around the campfire, enjoying the warmth and comfort of each other's company, they looked back on all that they had been through. They shared stories, jokes, and memories, reminiscing about all the good times they had shared.

It was then that Malte spoke up. "Guys, I just want you to know that you're the best friends I've ever had. I don't know what I would do without you. You've always been there for me, and I appreciate that more than anything."

Vilmer nodded in agreement. "Same here. You guys are like family to me. I don't think I could have faced half of the things we've been through without you."

Johan smiled. "You're not alone. I feel the same way. You guys are my best friends in the entire world, and I'm grateful for every moment we've spent together."

The three friends sat there, basking in the warmth of their friendship. They realized that no matter what happened in the future, they had each other, and that was all they needed. They knew that they could face anything together and come out stronger on the other side.
As the night wore on and the stars twinkled above, they made a promise to each other. They promised to always be there for one another, to always support and encourage each other, and to never forget the bond that they shared.

And so the trio went to sleep, content in the knowledge that they were the bestest of friends in the entire world.
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026