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the blob 

being on ur damn period
lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!
the blob by craig barton February 13, 2004
Words you can keep

the blob 

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"
Yo, let's go jump on the blob!
the blob by SLK May 23, 2004

the blob 

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
the blob by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

The Blob 

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.
That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!
The Blob by Skott September 21, 2004

the blob 

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
the blob by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011

Nothing Moves The Blob 

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.
Nothing Moves the Blob...nothing!
Nothing Moves The Blob by The Blob January 28, 2005

NOTB: Not on the blob 

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)
Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy
NOTB: Not on the blob by Wixo August 29, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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