The Ant-Man

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it

The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.

by ko6mi October 2, 2015

The Ant Man

When you enter through the ass while your dick is flaccid and becomes erect once it's inside

"My anal cavity blew up like a balloon whenever Frank did the ant man inside me"

by Dyslexifier March 23, 2019

Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.

Wow, ant man is my savior

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

Ant-Man

a person that fails surgery on a grape on purpose

Ant-Man

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

ant-man

Mother fucking badass.

Newfag: Dude Who is that?
Oldfag: Dude! Thats mother fucking ant-man! Holy shit!

by Badass568521 June 10, 2011

ANT MAN

Bogus super hero (see SNL)

by CFD November 6, 2003