the abdi

A beauty of a man. Majestic, yet humble. Strong, yet silent. Loud, yet lovable. Here are some facts about Abdi:

FACTS:

If you have five dollars and Abdi has five dollars, Abdi has more money than you.


There is no 'ctrl' button on Abdi's computer. Abdi is always in control.


Apple pays Abdi 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


Abdi can sneeze with his eyes open.


Abdi can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Abdi is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.


Abdi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.


Abdi can kill two stones with one bird.

Mark:"Who's that gorgeous, elegant, smart, beastly man over there"

...Mark dies for not recognizing rule number 1 of life. Know who the Abdi is.

the abdi by RishitheBrave1 June 30, 2009

The Abdi

A snake of a human being who beyond all means lives to destroy the reputations of others.

Also a creature that easily turns on its friends. Be aware that the Abdi is a dangerous creature that has many different faces and can lie without anyone knowing.

mike :"who called the cops on you?"
hemz: "abdi man!"
mike :"isnt he like your best friend?"
hemz :"you know what they say, you can never trust an abdi"

sarah: "she completely went behind my back and did that, what a bitch"
mindy: "sarah thats no bitch, you just got abdi'd"

national geographic :

"in the world of creatures, the one that still seems to stun scientists is the Abdi. It lives on the energy or thrill it gets by demeaning others. An almost extinct creature, the abdi can be found in your typical community of friends where it then seeks to destroy ties between all members, when the job is done, the abdi relocates to a new community"

The Abdi by RishiTheBrave June 28, 2009

Pex The Abdi Foodbandit

A word to describe the foulest of people that eat bananas, eggs, rice and Nutella

if u are called this i recommend u stop doing what pisses them off

Ur like pex the abdi foodbandit

Pex The Abdi Foodbandit by BigBlackMenthateatseggs August 3, 2023

Abdi the Somalian 

Apparently this guy has a massive bunda like Thomas Aston's. He is a sexy beast when he walks down too skool and the year 7's are into this guy as well. He attracts all the kids who go to primary as well. This guy is a living legend with a massssssiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee bum

have you heard of Abdi the somalian's bunda recently it has been trending on twitter. What a sexy beast

Abdi the Somalian by Mulayam Singh October 27, 2020