noun (colloquial)
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
noun:
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
by CochonsurVelo November 29, 2013
verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
A person with massive, huge, enormous, gigantic, gaint, colossal, mammoth, tremendous, monumental, monstrous, gargantuan, substantial, astronomical, ginormous and humongous feet.
by Lil_Timmy236 November 14, 2022
by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010
1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"
"Did she just poot?"
"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"
"Poot!"
"Did she just poot?"
"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"
"Poot!"
by hmm!? June 23, 2006
by JakeCBerlin November 2, 2015
1.Used to describe superhuman abilities to plug in "Plug Ins" into a wall jack or outlet
2.A slang term for Jesus Juice
3. When an asian person farts and smells like sunny delight
2.A slang term for Jesus Juice
3. When an asian person farts and smells like sunny delight
1.My house smells minty fresh! I got summ'a'tat poot poot in me
2.Yeah Tommy, suck that poot poot.
3. Id like a glass of Poot Poot on the rocks please?
(noun) Try summ'a tis Poot Poot. Itll make you forget your mom and dad are divorced.
(adj) Can you smell that citrus pootness?
(pronoun) Oh those dam poots raped that waffle
(verb) WHO THE FUCK POOTED ON My THIGH?
(adverb) Im pootly satisfied!
2.Yeah Tommy, suck that poot poot.
3. Id like a glass of Poot Poot on the rocks please?
(noun) Try summ'a tis Poot Poot. Itll make you forget your mom and dad are divorced.
(adj) Can you smell that citrus pootness?
(pronoun) Oh those dam poots raped that waffle
(verb) WHO THE FUCK POOTED ON My THIGH?
(adverb) Im pootly satisfied!
by A. Kwokster April 15, 2007