He has a huge penis
Have you seen the cock on Newt
by Penisman1456 August 14, 2019
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Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year
I got five NEWTs
by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 30, 2009
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Something that witches turn humans into, however the humans will eventually get better.
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
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I got better.
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The hottest character in the popular book series the maze runner THAT DESERVED BETTER!!!
some shank: why do you love newt he's not real and will never love you back!
tmr fans: why do you breathe when your just going to die anyway?
by glader_girl March 26, 2022
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The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.

Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.
Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"
by FabledEnigma September 3, 2019
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Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
Look at John, he's totally newted.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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A term used maliciously by stuck-up, arrogant, ingnorant jerks from the South and West Sides of Springfield, Illinois to describe their stereotyped veiw of residents of the Northend. Generally, the term is not true. The term stems from the fact that the people on the South and West Sides are GENERALY stuck-up, conceded rich bastards and trust-fund babies (or about as close as they can get in Springfield)and they wish to be-little those that don't have as much money as they do. The reasoning (in my opinion) for this name-calling is because the so-called NEWTS don't seem to care that the Southenders and West Siders are more affluent and well-off financially.
The term NEWT is usually meant to be offensive but many North Enders ussually laugh off or ignore the term, some acctully embrace the term.
There is also a term for West Enders: WEB, or West End Bitch/Bastard
by northendwhitetrash January 23, 2007
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