English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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Noun. He's a character from the popular series "The Maze Runner." By James Dashner. He is named after Issac Newton, the man who discovered Gravity. In the book he is described as tall blonde and muscular with a limp which is later brought back up again in "The Death Cure." Played by Thomas Brodie- Sangster in the blockbuster film with Dylan O'brien, he has an English accent and throws the word "bloody" into places where is sometimes doesn't belong. Newt is a crucial character to the plot in every single book. He was one of the origanl gladers in the maze and works in the garden. He doesn't like going against any of the rules set by Alby, who assinged him to be in charge when he isn't around.
"Oh my god! I'm reading the maze runner books now! They are so good!"

"Really? Who's your favourite character?"

"Newt."

**sobs on floor**
by mishaaaaaaaaa June 23, 2015
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A character in the maze runner trilogy. Played by Thomas Brodie-Sangster in the movies, Newt survived the first two movies with the help of his friends and his boyfriend Thomas (NEWTMAS!!!) until James Dashner killed him off (wHY) in the Death cure. Newt was known as the ‘glue’ because he held everyone together.
by ROse sangster123 May 30, 2018
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Newt, played by Thomas Brodie Sangster in the Maze Runner movies, is the softest boi der ever was, he deserved better, he should've dated Thomas and page 250 should never had existed

We luv and miss you Newtie, you adorable brit
"I love Newt"
"Girl me too"
by Newtmas is real April 04, 2019
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