Skip to main content

lushotology 

Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:

Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.
Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology
Mike: What the hell is that, man?
Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time
lushotology by JingJing October 8, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

lushotology 

Lushotolgy is a religion that believes in intoxication. Such members of this religion are Tre Cool of Green Day, Fat Mike of Green Day, and ever member of The Network.
Tre Cool is a member of the Church of Lusholology
lushotology by Chris Leftover February 29, 2004
Related Words

Lushotology 

A fake religion made up by the members of The Network (aka just the band Green Day in costumes) and filmmaker John Roecker. Self described as "A hedonistic group of people who enjoy fucking, smoking and of course, booze." You basically drink alcohol until you black out and then repeat forever.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm in Lushotology"
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that"
Lushotology by Frosco February 11, 2022

Luchatology 

A made-up punk rock "religion" inspired by the band, The Luchagors.

**Note: It isn't an actual religion. It is mainly for all Luchawhores out there.
If you are a big fan of the Luchagors, you are most likely under the beliefs of Luchatology
Luchatology by OMFGDLOL March 15, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more