keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

by edawg999 November 2, 2006

Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

by joey gladdus August 6, 2011

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

an alternative feminine hygiene product made of naturally occurring latex. Similar to the diva cup

The cup of my keeper was too large for my twat so I had to go down a size.

by taintedglass March 2, 2010

by drlove6969 March 20, 2015

A Female who after finding out that thier pregnant decides to keep the baby without the significant other's consent.

by Nude God December 29, 2011

to let your friends know that a girl is fat or ugly while being in the presence of girls.

That girl Tanner hooked up with last night was a keeper.

by jimjas November 13, 2009