by mathew November 2, 2004
<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.
"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.
by Hoffhund August 19, 2006
(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!
by Mr. Hulot December 21, 2006
1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.
2.hoff, verb
to defecate.
3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.
2.hoff, verb
to defecate.
3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
1.I'm going for a hoff.
2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.
3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.
3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
by F A B Scott March 24, 2006
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
by D-Segs June 18, 2012
by belegdae May 6, 2010
1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.
2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
by badman2041 September 17, 2010