bmp

bmp means to “bless my phone” which often means to send nudes to someone, most guys use it on girls

branden: aye you gonna bmp tonight?
loni: yea i’ll think about it

by britt ! June 06, 2018

bmp

beg my pardon

in my opinion, he is a bit of a goof bmp

by bond100 June 12, 2015

bmp

1.an acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick"

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way

1.owned!!bmp!!
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!!
3.my girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!!

by Dig Doug56 July 13, 2009

bmp

also short for Bad Mental Picture

"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"

by PsiFer March 15, 2006

bmp

Black Man Porn

Self-Explanatory

Everyone in college is always watching that bmp, disgusting!

by EveryoneBMP May 12, 2010

bmp

bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis

"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"

by meloney kaulitz December 06, 2010

BMP

Banging my pants, also known as bmp is popular internet slang used in the 1960s. It's commonly replaced with lmao, lmfao, rofl and lol. This term was popularised on social media like 4chan, reddit, tumblr and facebook.
The first recorded time of bmp was when Lebron James said "I'm bmp'ing right now!" after lebron james' teammate made the infamous joke "What do you call a basketball that never misses. IT'S NOT A bASkEtBaLl!"

"What do you call friends who love math? ALGEBROS!" JOKE is so good, bmp!!!

by BMPnotLOL March 15, 2021