n. A piece of shit that has yet to be dislodged from ones anus hole. This often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut butter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the turd into the bowl. The desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said asshole 30 - 50 times. Techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue turd include, bouncing and pulling butt cheeks apart, and - as a last resort - severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.
Bernice: Girl, guess what I did last night?
Gina: What?
Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
Gina: Wow! Did you save it?
Gina: What?
Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
Gina: Wow! Did you save it?
by cornfritter December 15, 2010
When someone/something hypes you up big time and then dissapoints you when they/it fails to deliver.
Get you all juiced up and leaves you dangling.
Get you all juiced up and leaves you dangling.
Person # 1 "Oh man I just heard the best news ever, like seriously. Shit will blow your mind"
Person # 2 *Gets excited* "Oh? Come on, tell me man"
Person # 1 "Justin Bieber is touring, wew!"
Person # 2 "Really man? That's the news? You juicy dangler."
Person # 2 *Gets excited* "Oh? Come on, tell me man"
Person # 1 "Justin Bieber is touring, wew!"
Person # 2 "Really man? That's the news? You juicy dangler."
by KillfaceBB September 24, 2010
by Jon Doyal February 2, 2008
A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.
After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015
Jessica: what are you guys doing tonight?
Amanda: I heard about some dangler party going on tonight.
Lindsey: I love dangler parties!
Natalie: let's bring some more guys to the dangler party!
Amanda: I heard about some dangler party going on tonight.
Lindsey: I love dangler parties!
Natalie: let's bring some more guys to the dangler party!
by Skibunny12 April 6, 2015
To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.
Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.
Or
Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.
Or
Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.
Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
by Iwannariot October 28, 2020
An illustration of the male reproductive package featuring a pair of uneven testicles (resembling a lowercase "w") and a handsome drooping penis.
I couldn't not draw a W-Dangler on the bus window on the way to every away game in the '08-'09 season. It made the bus look mean!
by Walter Wolstein Vaughan January 13, 2010