stank dangler 

n. A piece of shit that has yet to be dislodged from ones anus hole. This often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut butter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the turd into the bowl. The desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said asshole 30 - 50 times. Techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue turd include, bouncing and pulling butt cheeks apart, and - as a last resort - severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.

Bernice: Girl, guess what I did last night?

Gina: What?

Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole

Gina: Wow! Did you save it?

stank dangler by cornfritter December 16, 2010

beef shank dangler 

large male genitals, a large penis

Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?

beef shank dangler by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007

shank dangler 

A light but fine beating of the anal area.

'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'

shank dangler by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012

Danger-swank 

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

Danger-swank by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009

danger skank 

1. The art of skanking near wind turbines.

2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.

He skanked a couple of times but somehow that wasn't enough for Gareht. He decided to go for a danger skank instead.

danger skank by Maximator June 29, 2011