Any American-ized word or phrase, such as changing the spelling of words to sound as they mis-pronounce them, using 4 syllables or words where 1 would have sufficed, or inventing a new word or phrase because it sounds nicer (most commonly heard whenever they are 'fighting for peace' again).
Color, Armor, Boro, Aluminum, Leftenant (??), putting Z's instead of S's in words, or using clunky acronyms because they make a meaningful word (Arrogant American Alliance with Rightwing Goverments against Hope!, or Aaargh!)
Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Nukes), The Road Map (Plan), Freedom Fighters (terrorists we like), Terrorists (anyone we don't), Terrorist Suspect (anyone), Liberating <insert name of latest militarily inferior country that has weapons we supplied and something we want> in the Name of Peace and Democracy (slaughter and pillage <name>), Anti-American (anyone who disagrees), Anti-American Activist (anyone that tries to stop us), Our Friends and Allies in Europe (anyone with nukes), 9/11 (oops, apparently having nukes doesn't make you immune to retaliation), Pulling Together in the War for Democracy! (so c'mon England, lets make some NEW enemies!).
Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Nukes), The Road Map (Plan), Freedom Fighters (terrorists we like), Terrorists (anyone we don't), Terrorist Suspect (anyone), Liberating <insert name of latest militarily inferior country that has weapons we supplied and something we want> in the Name of Peace and Democracy (slaughter and pillage <name>), Anti-American (anyone who disagrees), Anti-American Activist (anyone that tries to stop us), Our Friends and Allies in Europe (anyone with nukes), 9/11 (oops, apparently having nukes doesn't make you immune to retaliation), Pulling Together in the War for Democracy! (so c'mon England, lets make some NEW enemies!).
by ..WiL May 20, 2005
by noster3 September 27, 2014
The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.
by Cyndane March 20, 2005
NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.
1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.
2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.
3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.
2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.
3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.
2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake
3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.
2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake
3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
by Jaymz™ May 28, 2008
Synonym for pig or swine and also used to define an egoistic slob who thinks he has the right to claim moral superiority over the whole world despite supporting pointless wars and not valuing any non American life.
Lmao: yo tf
Zoink: I'm American
Lmao: that doesn't make it ok for you to thank that old dude for his service. He literally raped by grandma in Vietnam for no damn reason.😢
Zoink: I'm American
Lmao: that doesn't make it ok for you to thank that old dude for his service. He literally raped by grandma in Vietnam for no damn reason.😢
by Mazit metal September 20, 2019
Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans - LOL. He spelled favorite with a U. Everyone knows theres no U.
Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.
American - You're wrong. We're right.
Australian - we use U.
Canadian - and us.
South African - yep, and us.
Kiwi - count us in.
Rest of UK - As do we
American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.
Canadian - actually its you....
American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!
Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?
South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.
Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.
Canadian - check your periodic table.
American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.
Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.
American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.
American - You're wrong. We're right.
Australian - we use U.
Canadian - and us.
South African - yep, and us.
Kiwi - count us in.
Rest of UK - As do we
American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.
Canadian - actually its you....
American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!
Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?
South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.
Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.
Canadian - check your periodic table.
American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.
Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.
American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
by Kupotan October 29, 2009
What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.
by Hazelmay June 13, 2009