American

What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.

That tourist is definitely American... we're in Japan and he can't say a single word of Japanese.

by Hazelmay June 13, 2009

text drag

When you're walking with friends and one of them falls behind, concentrating on texting so hard that they can't walk as fast as they should.

"Guys, we gotta wait for Sarah... we've got a case of text drag here."

by Hazelmay May 07, 2009