This is a saying used when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. It came from the show "Workaholics". When someone does or says something as above, the person who says "that's a chop" is allowed to karate chop the back of their necks. The harshness of said chop depends on the action or words of the receiver. It comes in many forms.
Family pack - everyone in the room is allowed to chop the receiver
Hardies - hard chop
Softies - soft chop (when it wasn't too stupid or obvious)
Selfie - receivers chips themself
Carlos: "Wasn't the song 'Oops I Did It Again' by that blond girl? What's her name? Britney Spears."
This is something you say to someone when they do or say something extremely stupid. If someone does or says something stupid you say "thats a chop" and karate chop the back of their neck. The strength of the chop depends on how stupid the words or actions of the person was.
Nick: "Totally did not do my homework last night. Yolo!"
Jon: "Thats a chop"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!