When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.
Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-
by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021
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