A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.

FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
Friend: I just plagiarized my essay for English class.

Me: Thats hella Thailand
by LanXangForever April 24, 2011
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A country where dishes are prepared as follows:

1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.

2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.

3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.

4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.

5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
by Vinaya HS April 28, 2005
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1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.
Thailand might not be heaven,but it is as close as it gets.
by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018
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A word used for drugs like marijuana, heroin, cocaine, and crystal meth.
Can I buy some thailand? or Iā€™m in the mood for some thailand!
by onehundredgods October 18, 2019
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One of the best nations there is.
A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.
by PrayutLand September 09, 2019
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