An individual whose gender cannot be determined. When his/her shirt is lifted, the rolls of blubber descend upon us mere mortals. Our cities are flattened and he is worshiped. O' the great Tahmid, do not smite us with your fatty tissues.
The Tahmid, angered by his devotees' offering of fruit, unleashed his fat and screamed, "I want Dunkin' Donuts NOW."
by FatGod March 13, 2017
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A person who is kind but can be annoying.Usually hits puberty late later sounds like big ass man.Addicted to Wizard 101.Keeps a lot of secrets from people.Has a hard time at school.Very short.
by Rock Drain July 30, 2017
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1. Anyone who refuses to obtain sexual intercourse due to the dire need of playing World of Warcraft and masturbating to inaminate objects.

Ex. "Tahmid please stop masturbating to that pencil sharpener."

2. A strange pokemon that lives in curry-affiliated areas and breeds asexually.

Ex. "Hey lemme catch that tahmid..... actually fuck that."

3. An animal that has a tendency to hump other animals of the same sex but different species.

4. A prostitute that is generally known for not giving good head, and disrespects her pimp.

Ex. "Fuck, this bitch is a real tahmid, she fucking bit it. What a fucking stupid tahmid bitch"

5. A person who does not recognize interest in the opposite sex as a genuine feeling.
Tahmid is a pokemon found in the wild, but don't catch it, shit will bite your penis
by DemonSwagg314 December 29, 2010
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