Textclamation 

A text message, usually dramatic, with an unnecessary exclamation point at the end. It is a text, a proclamation, and it has an explanation point.

Textclamation: If you don't let me in I am kicking the door down! (After the point has been made the exclamation is just overkill)

Textclamation by KAG1987 January 25, 2011

textplanation

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

textplanation by Knock on our door March 6, 2009

textplanation

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

textplanation by emilyis March 17, 2008

Textplanation

When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word

Did she real just say that.....Textplanation pls!

Textplanation by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

Textplanation by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022