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Text Tripping 

Text Tripping is when text messages from each person are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.
My girlfriend was texting me so fast that when I was replying to the texts it was difficult to match my responses to the correct texts she was sending. She was really confused with all this Text Tripping we were doing
Text Tripping by Texttripper December 18, 2023
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Text Tripping 

Text Tripping is when text messages are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.
My girlfriend was so excited about her new job that she was sending me so many text messages I couldn't keep up with the response I said to her girlfriend stop text tripping I can't keep up.
Text Tripping by Texttripper January 17, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004