Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw March 10, 2012

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 30, 2025