Texas Chainsaw

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A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

Texas Chainsaw by MackZee July 21, 2018

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texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

texas chainsaw by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

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Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

Texas Chainsaw by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

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Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

Texas Chainsaw by anonymous August 17, 2025

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texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

texas chainsaw handjob by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015

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Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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