when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.