Texas Tea Party 

Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.

The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!

Texas Tea Party by 0101101101 September 19, 2023

Texas Tea Party 

when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.

"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"

Texas Tea Party by ticklemypickle69 August 9, 2009

Texas Tea Party

When dudes sit around and drink beer.

Ay let’s go to the Texas tea party this weekend.

Did you go to the Texas tea party?

Texas Tea Party by Lozo June 12, 2026